fagg0atron:

Wow she slept with ten different guys that is so 

not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesn’t affect me.

I had it soooo good.
Course I don’t realize it til 5 months later.
Love, simplicity, bonds and togetherness. I was blessed.
Now this is my life.

talkandtalkandtalkandtalk:

galactci:

people who are rude to cashiers or waiters or any customer service people are my least favourite people because all day these people run around doing things for everyone else and keep a smile on their faces despite dealing with jackasses and if you’re having a shitty day then don’t take it out on those who assist people for a living and deal with assholes on the daily and are still nice about it

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

^

annehathawillannehathaway:

yaoipeen:

imagine if you got paid to masturbate